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Nothing twists our tits more than a notebook covered with shite stickers.
“Ooh, but we didn’t have any choice.”
Well, now you do...

Stickers shown are for illustrative purposes only.

Old Ladies Are Boring, Stickers Are Not

Imagine, if you will, the immense satisfaction that could only be achieved by successfully covering your mate’s gran entirely from head to toe in some top-notch stickers.

While we don't condone mummifying old ladies (especially those who are not even our own family members), we do encourage the regular slapping of jolly great artwork onto boring items to make them more interesting. And there's nothing more boring than your mate’s gran, am I right?

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If you want to cover your phone case in unicorn stickers, smiling hamsters or pictures of Ant and Dec, then may I suggest popping down the shops for a multipack of Werther’s Originals and a bag of chocolate-covered Brazil nuts so you can continue with your Strictly Come Dancing back catalogue marathon and stop wasting everyone’s time.

However, if you see yourself as the proud monthly recipient of some great artwork printed on high-quality adhesive vinyl, finished with a gloss lamination (otherwise known as “a pack of stickers”), then join us today and boldly stick where no one has stuck before... (just nowhere near your private parts. No one wants to see that).

At least 5 high-quality vinyl laminated stickers delivered to your door every month.
Good-sized stickers, not those little piddly ones you get from your teacher for getting all your spellings right.
Now and again we'll throw in a shiny so you can really impress Gaz down the pub.
Pay monthly and cancel whenever you like. Yes, you heard — whenever you like.

Sounds Great, But It Sounds Bloody Expensive

Well, that’s where you’re wrong! Well, you're right about the “great” part, but wrong about the other bit. This little bundle of vandalism tools can land on your doormat every month for less than the price of a double decaffeinated mochaccino and a piece of “homemade” flapjack.

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ONLY £6 PER MONTH
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Some FAQs

I’ve paid up, so when do I get my stickers, you robbing bastards!+

Hang on, sunshine — we post out the sticker packs at the start of the month. So if you have signed up in the second half, then yes, maybe you will have to contain your excitement for a couple of weeks till the next lot goes out. But don’t worry, your sticker pack is coming, so put down the rolling pin.

If you have waited until well after the 1st of the month and you still haven’t received anything, then it’s likely that those twats down in the delivery office have made a balls-up. Drop us an email at boringstuff@thestickerclub.co.uk and we'll get this mess straightened out. We'll also get Big Trev to pay those delivery fuckers a visit to make sure this doesn’t happen again.

How many stickers do I get?+

Now that depends on a number of factors. Has the toilet blocked again? Did we win anything at bingo at the weekend? Has the guy from next door been round to complain about the dog shitting on his lawn again? All these factors, and more, contribute to how good a mood we are in. We'll send at least 5 — AT LEAST 5 — good-sized stickers. Not shit, tiny ones. Maybe we'll send more. Maybe we'll send a nice shiny one as a special treat. Maybe we won’t. But rest assured, the ones you do get will be the best stickers you have in your arsenal.

How can you do this for such a good price?+

Good question. We regularly ask ourselves the same thing. Only the other week we had a sales meeting and we were all baffled as to how we were supplying such a great service for next to nothing. But then we all got on the Baileys and forgot to look at the numbers, so six quid it remains.

If I want to cancel, are you going to send me down a rabbit hole making it really hard so that I have to pay for the rest of my life?+

Sounds like some bad shit has happened to you in the past. Maybe you need to get help with that before you start thinking about stickers, but since you ask...

When you join the club, you will create an account. To cancel, you simply log in to your account and click the cancel button. That's it.

I don't need to join your club, I'll just buy the same stickers from somewhere else!+

That's not a question. But I'll address it anyway.

The stickers that you receive from us are only available from us. You won't find them anywhere else, so ner ner ner.

Have you thought about changing your attitude?+

Have you thought about changing your face?